Ahh…I’m back to my twenty six year old self. Om.
Our Champneys Spa Weekend consisted of early morning wake ups, Aqua Fit, Aqua Mitt, Hi-Lo Aerobics, Fitball, Thalassotherapy, Total Body Stretch, Massages, Fitness Hula Hoop, Pilates, and Dance… yeah, next time we meet, ask me to bust out The Full Monty routine…and no, I won’t take off my shirt.
Perv.
Best Quotes of the Weekend: (please read the following with an English accent)
“Pop off your bra, keep on your knickers, and slip under that sheet. I’ll be right back.” –Masseuse
“Are there any pregnancies that I should be aware of?” –Hot Fitness Instructor
“If you lose anymore weight, you’ll look common.”
“If you have any personal problems, come and see me.” –Hot Fitness Instructor
“Thrust your hips forward four times. As you do it scream, “YES!” each time.” –Dance Instructor
“Americans always wear t-shirts with little quotations on them.” –Hot Fitness Instructor
“They’re called FREE t-shirts.” -Me
7 comments:
I love your answer to the TSHIRT comment...sassy!
Do you have a picture of the hot fitness instructor? =)
i was going to get one...but then i found out he was 21. i swear my agedar is waaay off.
How fun! I especially like the massuese. Glad you had a fantastic weekend. :)
Oooh sounds lovely!
And Mary Beth - theres nothing wrong with a sugar momma! ;)
you're so right about that t-shirt thing! glad you had a great time. and i second the sentiment, parlezvous! (i'm just sayin' MB ;+)
not ready to be the sugar mama...tempting though ;)
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