This is my friend Emma's cousin, Simon.
Emma showed me his picture and my chest felt funny.
I think I'm in love. I thought it would be a good idea to write him a love letter.
I hope he finds it...moving.
i've seen you in your wellies...and i liked it. i liked it a lot.
I imagine you smell like buffalo leather, or something equally masculine.
Do you bathe in lava? Because you're red hot.
My gut tells me that you're going to like me 91%.
The 9% of iffiness will arise shortly after reading this letter.
Two hours later, that nine could increase to thirty...
but baby, don't let the numbers scare you.
What we could have here is magic. Just think about it.
Posted by Mary Beth at 4:19 AM