American Crumpet: July 2010

7.27.2010

Brenly's Baby Tricks

I make babies smart.

7.25.2010

A Leather Mini and Slider Shorts...

...wow.

It's like I'm in Shipley all over again.

7.20.2010

Nine Times a Bridesmaid...and No More in Sight

Phew...I can breathe.
My closet...not so much.

It feels like forever since I've given The Crumpet any quality attention.
Where are those chavy Brits when you need ‘em?

I saw a 300 lb. woman at Wal-Mart sporting lime green stripper get-up. Classy.
I tried to take a picture with my cell phone, but I was within gleeking distance and the snap, unfortunately, caught her attention. I’m happy to report that I didn’t get shot or sat on.

7.14.2010

Stephanie's Very Own Little Fashion Shoot...

My best friend, Stephanie was gracious enough to be my model for the day...in 100 degree Texas heat.
I'll explain what these are for here in a few weeks.
Isn't she just adorable? Thanks Steph, you're awesome.